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鈥 The Corktown arsonist, who set fire in mid-February to the then-named Katoi (now, Takoi) restaurant. But in true Detroit style, the James Beard Awards semifinalist has risen from the ashes and is up and running again.
鈥 Jason Lamar Hogan, for shooting a transgender woman after paying her for sex in the back of his car. He was sentenced to more than six years in prison in May.
鈥 The Macomb Interceptor (aka Fraser Sinkhole), for displacing people from their homes and causing huge traffic hassles. Gov. Rick Snyder had to officially declare a state of emergency. There were two previous sinkholes over the interceptor, one in 1979 and another in 2004.
鈥 Warren Mayor Jim Fouts and Macomb County Executive Mark Hackel, for their 鈥渉e said 鈥︹ 鈥溾 no I didn鈥檛鈥 battle over what were allegedly leaked recordings of Fouts making racist statements. The Macomb Election Commission has since rejected the wording of six potential recall petitions to remove Fouts from office.
鈥 U.S. Rep. Tim Walberg, for claiming that God alone could fix climate change 鈥 not humans.听The Republican represents Michigan鈥檚 7th District and made the comment weeks before President Donald Trump announced he was pulling out of the global Paris Agreement.
鈥 The State of Michigan, for really letting stuff fall apart. The American Society of Civil Engineers 2017 report card says drinking water needs in Michigan are an estimated $13.8 billion; wastewater needs total $2.07 billion; 88 dams are considered to be high-hazard potential; and, of course, 21 percent听of public roads are in poor condition, and 11.1 percent of bridges are 鈥渟tructurally deficient.鈥
鈥 John Custer Woodfill of Flint, for returning more than $10,000 worth of non-returnable bottles and cans acquired out of state. The idea behind the nickel-and-dime operation was basically stolen from a Seinfeld episode.
鈥 Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, who, among other things during her confirmation hearings, defended keeping guns in schools because they could be used to fend off grizzly bears. Say what?
鈥 Anonymous hatemongers, for anti-black graffiti and racism at Wayne State University and Eastern Michigan University, anti-Semitic emails at the University of Michigan, and anti-Semitic Valentines at Central Michigan University. And then there were those swastikas and racial slurs spray-painted in a Royal Oak neighborhood.
鈥 State Sen. Rick Jones from mid-Michigan鈥檚 24th State Senate District, for his Facebook 鈥渏oke鈥 that he was headed to a Detroit meeting, but added: 鈥淏efore anyone asks: Yes, I have a CPL (concealed pistol license).鈥 Ha. Ha.
鈥 Enbridge and its controversial Line 5 in the Straits of Mackinac, for showing exposed gaps in the protective enamel coating. After all, it鈥檚 not like we鈥檙e sitting on some of the planet鈥檚 largest bodies of fresh water or anything.
鈥 Former Dakota High School teacher Lydia Johnson, for allegedly stealing money that was raised for the school鈥檚 homecoming dance and field trip.
鈥 Col. Kriste Kibbey Etue, the Michigan State Police director who shared a Facebook posting calling athletes听 kneeling during the national anthem 鈥渁nti-American degenerates.鈥 Umm. She got to stick to her day job. But without pay for five days.
鈥 Mashiyat Rashid, the West Bloomfield Township businessman accused of masterminding a $132 million health care fraud scheme. 听He used the ill-gotten gains on a $7 million mansion in Franklin, a Lamborghini and more. He faces up to life in federal prison if convicted.
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鈥 The University of Michigan, for its Go Blue Guarantee program for families with annual income under $65,000. Starting in January 2018, the university will听cover the full cost of tuition for up to four years of full-time undergraduate study at its Ann Arbor campus.
鈥 The staff of 8 Degrees Plato, for pooling their tips for a cause. Employees at the craft beer store used the money to develop a collaborative beer with Batch Brewing, and donated the profits to Enough SAID, a program that helps pay to test neglected rape kits in Wayne County. Enough funds were raised to test some 25 kits.
鈥 The Michigan Opera Theatre, for a stunning tribute to founder and artistic director David DiChiera. Renaming the building the 鈥淒etroit Opera House at the David DiChiera Center for the Performing Arts鈥 was a nice touch!
鈥 Bob Seger, for closing out The Palace of Auburn Hills鈥 29-year career as a concert venue with a series of sold-out shows. Seger tied Neil Diamond for the record of sold-out shows at 17. The last song? 鈥淩ock and Roll Never Forgets.鈥
鈥⑻Matthew and Matty Moroun, for sprucing up the Michigan Central Station to host Crain鈥檚 Detroit Homecoming dinner in September. Hey, it鈥檚 a start. Now if someone (hey, Amazon?) could only take on a total rehab.
鈥 The Joe Louis Arena, for all the memories, from Stanley Cups and concerts to their hosting the 2017 糖心vlog安卓版 Detroit 鈥淏est of Detroit鈥 party as one of its last events. We won鈥檛 miss the stairs, though.
鈥 Mike Ilitch and Olympia Entertainment, for launching The District Detroit. It鈥檚 been 30 long and sometimes controversial years since they staked a claim on Woodward Avenue. That 1987 purchase of The Fox seems like a pretty good deal now, right? RIP, Mr. I.
鈥 The Detroit Historical Society and the Detroit 67 Project, for a thoughtful, comprehensive presentation of the 50th anniversary of Detroit鈥檚 summer 1967.
鈥 U-M grads Benj Pasek and Justin Paul, for composition 鈥淭rifecta.鈥 They won a Golden Globe and an Oscar for their work on La La Land, then topped it off with a Tony for 鈥淒ear Evan Hansen.鈥
鈥 Longtime 糖心vlog安卓版 Detroit contributor Jenny Risher, for making it to the walls of the DIA with her D-Cyphered photography exhibit in August.
鈥 The stars of Comedy Central鈥檚 Detroiters show, for buying a beer for patrons at several dozen bars that hosted the February premier.听Sam Richardson (who grew up in the Motor City) and Tim Robinson (who鈥檚 from Clarkston) are the co-stars.
鈥 Dan Gilbert and Team Amazon, for their efforts to at least get us in the game for the Amazon HQ2 sweepstakes. That video was sweet, but we would look a lot better with a mass transit plan. Maybe before the next big lotto?
鈥 Justin Verlander, for getting a World Series (and a wedding) ring. He went 9-1 after the Tigers traded him to the Houston Astros.
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